Tag Archive: Animal Rights

Apr 19 2012

Ideal Poultry: Free Chicks!

Look how happy that chick is - it was born to be packing material!

I love it when humans think of innovative new ideas – sometimes they’re downright brilliant. For example, if you’re shipping ducks or Cornish hens to a purchaser, those birds will probably get cold… but not if you use baby chicks as packing material! Fucking brilliant, I tell you. That’s what the people at Ideal Poultry …

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Apr 17 2012

Mayor Teresa Tomlinson Bites Pit Bulls

That pit bull on top is choking the other one out - photographic proof that pit bulls are bad with other animals. Right on, Mayor Tomlinson, right on.

Columbus, Georgia: as of July 2009, there were a little over 190,000 necks, red from that hot southern sun, living there. The mayor, Teresa Tomlinson, seems to spend more time outdoors (you know, getting her neck red) than inside learning. How do I know this? Because she said, “Pit bulls are very aggressive. Especially with …

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Feb 23 2012

Bausch & Lomb are Bunny Killers

Charles River owns Bausch & Lomb... and this bunny.

Aren’t we past testing on bunnies? Nope. And you might not care – lots of people don’t. But what if someone talked about the bunny this way: Large, unpigmented ears facilitate repeated venous injections and bleeding. or said: Their medium size and very docile nature make these rabbits particularly easy to maintain, handle and restrain …

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Jan 17 2012

Double Trouble: Idiots Clone Dogs

Image courtesy of MSNBC

Let me preface this by saying I don’t have a problem with the idea of cloning. I do, however, have a problem with the fact that people are so stupid that they believe cloning creates a carbon copy of a dead animal – right down to personality and demeanor (which develop as a result of …

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