Let’s get a few things straight:

We’re not doctors. From what we hear, even though we’re wicked smart, doctors are a millionzillion times smarter than us. Our opinions should never be considered medical advice.

We’re not responsible for your choices. We’ll present facts and opinions, but you have to make up your own mind. The only actual advice we will give is for people to get their heads out of their asses and think for themselves. Just because we might tell you what our own choices are from time to time does not mean we’re giving you any medical advice, i.e. “If the Intellipissies jumped off a cliff, would you?”

As a general policy, unless otherwise noted: None of our statements have been approved by the FDA.