Mar 04 2013
I love Christians. I do. They provide me with endless hours of entertainment. I’ve heard it said that time you enjoy wasting is not really wasted… and I enjoyed a solid 10 minutes on Kimber Chitwood’s Facebook page. That said, isn’t the idea of being a Christian supposed to, I don’t know, make you …
Feb 17 2013
Some asshole kid–Caisen Green–shot a pitbull with a bow and arrow and posted it on Facebook. The caption for the picture? “For all you Pit lovers out there. Here’s what happens when one shows up around my house.” Caisen Green’s personal Facebook page seems to have disappeared. Shame, because it would be nice to have …
Feb 16 2013
Remember that horrible voice of the chick who brought us The Love Toilet on Saturday Night Live? Of course you do–that sketch was hilarious, despite Victoria Jackson’s part in it. Worse than the voice, though, is the fact that she’s using it to honk the Tea Party’s horn–and she’s got upwards of 8,000 followers on …
Apr 17 2012
Columbus, Georgia: as of July 2009, there were a little over 190,000 necks, red from that hot southern sun, living there. The mayor, Teresa Tomlinson, seems to spend more time outdoors (you know, getting her neck red) than inside learning. How do I know this? Because she said, “Pit bulls are very aggressive. Especially with …
Mar 05 2012
Oh, Santorum, I just can’t let anyone forget that you fibbed. Rick Santorum, you lied and said that you didn’t hear the booing from the rednecks in your audience when a homosexual soldier asked you what you’d do about Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. I heard ‘em. Did you hear ‘em? Oh, Dicky, you’re such a …
Mar 02 2012
What I despise, almost more than anything, are people who don’t accept responsibility for their actions. When you do something, own up to it. Sad story: someone hit my car yesterday or today when it was parked in the street, smashing the front end all up and essentially wrecking its pristine 2004 appearance. Was there …
