Category Archive: Religion

Mar 04 2013

Gawd, Deliver Us from Your Followers

Kimber Chitwood Tea Party

  I love Christians. I do. They provide me with endless hours of entertainment. I’ve heard it said that time you enjoy wasting is not really wasted… and I enjoyed a solid 10 minutes on Kimber Chitwood’s Facebook page. That said, isn’t the idea of being a Christian supposed to, I don’t know, make you …

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Jun 15 2012

So your vagina is a weapon. That’s cool.

So, representative Lisa Brown said the word “vagina” and so she was restricted from speaking the next day on the floor of the House, right? Well, no. It wasn’t the word “vagina.” It was how Lisa Brown used the word “vagina.” Watch: OK, so Representative Brown makes awesome points about how Jewish law actually REQUIRES that a …

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May 17 2012

Gay Marriage and Necrophilia

Common knowledge - why'd you have to put it on a sign? (Image courtesy of Forbes)

Everybody knows that gay marriage is just a hop, skip and a jump from necrophilia. I mean, it’s so close to bestiality, murder and other types of mayhem. At least according to the Bible-honking wing nuts, anyway. My Mother Told Me You Are the Very Best One… The fact is, most Christians think gay marriage …

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May 11 2012

Marriage is sacred… therefore it’s unconstitutional for it to be recognized by the government.

  Conservative Christians argue that marriage is a sacred sacrament meant to join a man and a woman together in holy matrimony. It’s not meant by God to include same-sex couples. OK. Whatever. Fine by me. In that case, as a religious union, it is unconstitutional for our government to legally recognize and/or regulate marriage. So, straight …

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May 04 2012

The feds made a stupid Marijuana law last century and so now everyone has to suffer.

Marijuana isn’t legal in the United States. It hasn’t been since the middle of last century when it was made illegal with the use of lies and propaganda for the benefit of corporate greed. Sure, some states have passed laws making it legal to use medicinally, but that’s irrelevant, because our government says it’s illegal …

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Apr 17 2012

Which Came First: Mithra or Jesus?

History's first recorded donkey punch

Jesus was seriously a great guy. He healed the sick, made the blind see and even came back to life – and let’s not forget, he walked on water and was the actual son of God. That’s the kind of thing that only happens once, in all of recorded history. Except it happened more than …

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