This has been bugging me for a long time and no matter how many times I write about it, it pisses me off just as much as it did initially. The FDA reminds me of a nasty big brother that pretends he’s taking care of his younger sibling, but is really just a huge douche. In …
Monthly Archive: March 2012
Mar 10 2012
The US has a Fourth Branch of Government and Monsanto is at the Head of it.
BREAKING NEWS: (Satire, Washington) Our government is now made up of four branches instead of three. This recent article in Bloomberg Business Week discusses all of the new developments. Our great nation has become even more great, after all… 4 > 3 : Our government consists of the Executive Branch, the Legislative Branch, the Judicial Branch, and the …
Mar 07 2012
Hairy-Legged Hippies
No deodorant, long and flowing leg (and armpit) hair, yellow teeth and frizzy beards on the chicks. Tie-dyed peace sign T-shirts worn with brown, wrinkly skirts and Jesus sandals. That’s what I picture when I think of people who classify themselves as “natural.” Gross. Right? I guess I’m “natural,” but I smell good, my teeth …
Mar 06 2012
Courts Rule in Favor of Fluoride
Health effects aside (and seriously, fluoride does some shitty things to your body), fluoride has caused the courts to set dangerous precedents. See, the courts have ruled that fluoridating water to “prevent” cavities doesn’t violate our Constitutional rights because the “greater good” trumps personal religious beliefs about taking medication (the First Amendment). Here’s why that’s …
Mar 05 2012
Dick Santorum: Don’t Forget, He’s a Bigot
Oh, Santorum, I just can’t let anyone forget that you fibbed. Rick Santorum, you lied and said that you didn’t hear the booing from the rednecks in your audience when a homosexual soldier asked you what you’d do about Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. I heard ‘em. Did you hear ‘em? Oh, Dicky, you’re such a …
Mar 05 2012
Don’t Just be a Baby Maker – Be a Parent, Already
This Intellipissies guest post was written by Susie Salt, whose bio can be found below. Having a clown car vagina does not make a woman a parent. It makes her a baby maker. I know a woman who’s a baby maker. I would love it if she would become a parent. I don’t get how …
